so
men carry a small wallet
and
women carry a large purse
and men are grateful when they can ask a woman if they have something and TADA of course we do
when women use the bathroom, we cut the toilet paper off in a nice clean line and it's not hanging down
and
men want there to be a little tail at the end so they can grab it when they sit (which they rarely ever do)
men do their deodorant up through the bottom of the shirt, and get frustrated when they've already tucked it in, untuck it, exasperated, put on the deodorant, and tuck the shirt back in, still whining about it
and
woman know that we can just go down through the neck hole to put it in our pits, no whining and so much easier.
help me add to this in the comments :)
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