EDS, trying to poop. No joke. (If you don't want to read it, then don't)

It's been 4 days since I pooped last.

When you have huge canker sores so you can’t really eat fiber full foods for days (and you thought the canker sores came from eating tomatoes and tomato sauce because you had just a Little, but after a while you realize it’s not. That’s just your body hating itself), then when you can finally go poop, your body is trying to push it out but it hurts so bad you want to keep it in but you know that would make it even worse. When it’s trying to pass but the pain and the pressure is giving you waves of dizziness, and you feel like you might black out. And The hemorrhoids hurt. 

It’s finally over and you’re waddling because you can’t walk straight and you have to use the plunger. 
Tracking the type of waste that just came out of you for your gastro doctor because you have digestive issues (IBS, GERD, dysphagia and possible motility problems). Trying to not eat things that your body is sensitive to it because you know it’ll make it worse all around.

Back To the coffee and the massager… Time to work on getting rid of the migraine.
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FYI Peops, this is not a joke. 
This is real life. For MANY EDS'ers. Connective tissue disorder effects EVERYthing.